Sunday, December 03, 2006

IceaGe2



"ARGHhhhhh BiG Ratt!! It Toook My NUts"

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Take me to "Paradise"....












We have prepared ourselves for a trip for the Deeparaya holiday; with no other places to go in mind and with the budget we have, PeeDee was the best holiday spot available.

As i've not much idea on how to drive to PeeDee Despite driving there Once myself, i packed myself with courage to go ahead without having a real Map at hand. Feeling like Indiana Jones for a second, we rode our horses named PEM and head down for an adventure. Ahemm~~

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Crash

I refuse to be your victim I refuse to be your slaveI keep on burning my bridgesI keep on fucking up everythingRunning from desperation God knows where I've beenI don't know where I'm headed But I'm going too fast I think I'm going to crash
Chorus:I'm going to crashI'm going to crash, to crashIt's time for annihilation it's time to be a criminalNo time for hesitation time to be an animal
Looking at my reflection I don't like what I seeSo I ask myself a questionDo I got what I want or do I got what I need?I'm not afraid of the futureOf spinning right out of control I don't know where I'm headed But I'm going too fast I think I'm going to crash
Chorus:I'm going to crashI'm going to crash, to crashIt's time for annihilation it's time to be a criminalNo time for hesitation time to be an animal
I refuse to be a victim, I don't want to fall againI know where I'm headedGod knows where I've been...
Chorus:I'm going to crashI'm going to crash, to crashIt's time for annihilation it's time to be a criminalNo time for hesitation time to be an animal
Live Love Life!Live Love Fight!Live Love Life!Live Love Fight!

Monday, August 28, 2006

As the Day Cometh...

...... Its lunch time again as usual. The hour that every employee anticipated for, Lunch hour.

Lets Take a look at the EngRISh Language!

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?.
Let's face it. English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger, and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxing rings are square.
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth. Shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth.
If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital; Park on driveways and Drive on parkways?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down.
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out. And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible, and why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this observation, it ends.

Deckchair trapped testicles


A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.



http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Dont know shit

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

The Simple salesman

The Simple Salesman:A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally, while checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from thecongregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church.Peter, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task. The reverend knew that Peter and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some bibles but he had serious doubts about Louie. Louie was just a little local farmer, who had always tended to keep to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment. Poor little Louis stuttered very badly..But, not wanting to discourage poor Louis, the reverend decided to let him try anyway. He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with bibles and asked them to report the results of their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday which they did.Eager to find out how successful they were, the reverend immediately asked each of them how they made out selling the bibles.Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Peter replied, "Father, using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 bibles, and here's the 200 dollars I collected on behalf of the church."Paul, smiling said, "Reverend, I am a professional salesman and was happy togive the church the benefit of my sales expertise. Last week I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the church, and here's 280 dollars I collected."Louie silently offered the reverend a large envelope. The reverend opened it and counted the contents.."What is this?" the reverend exclaimed. "Louie, there's 3200 dollars in here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 bibles for the church, door to door, in just one week?"Louie just nodded."That's impossible!" both Peter and Paul said in unison. "We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many bibles as we could."Curiously the reverend added "I think you'd better explain how you managed to do accomplish this, Louie."Louie shrugged. "I-I-I- re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know "f-f-f-for sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered.Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!""A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Louis replied, "W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-justl-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read itt-to y-y-you?"

Monday, April 17, 2006

The Trip To Genting

It's been ages since i last post something on this not so addictive substance blog, its no longer addictive to me already since i've started working with aseansources.com a company that Optimize websites to be index by web crawlers.

Long long time ago....... ( wanna know the genting story?? refer to ahcows blog and vic vics blog its all there ) long story short a pictures says a thousand words, hence there's few thousand of words below that summaries the genting trip. *the space shot was the best, for a few minutes i thought i lost my balls when the ride suddenly drop.....*
















Tuesday, March 07, 2006

CAN YOU READ THIS ?

CAN YOU READ THIS ??????
Olny srmat poelpe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Story with a Moral

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an

assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories:

"Johnny do you have a story to share?"

Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, Killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the Fuck Away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

How to get on and influence people

How to get on and influence people
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT
and Ass kissing that will get you to the top!
A lesson for us ALL

Radio contest

Radio Contest A Cork Radio Station (in Ireland), was running a competition to find
contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any
English dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that
would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a week. The
DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two standing out:

DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, my name's Dave.
DJ: Dave, what's your word?
Caller: Goan, spelt G O A N, pronounced "go-an".
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, Goan
is certainly a word not found in the English dictionary. Now the next
question, for a trip to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?
Caller: Goan fuck yourself!

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is
no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more
unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, my name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what's your word?
Caller: Smee, spelt S M E E, pronounced "smee".
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, Smee
is certainly a word not found in the English dictionary. Now the next
question, for a trip to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

2nd day of work...... Lepaking the whole day.
at least i managed to go out with mike, and drove all the way down to old klang road to meet a client. arghhhhhh... cold calling needs to be done tomoro... Brrrrrr, its giving me the chills already.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Spontaneous ramblings.

1month and 9days, and now im settled down back from the country that i came from. Multi-racial society, a country that is full of life and the different cultures that always seems to intrigue me in many ways, delicious local cuisine and mamak stalls. I've been missing out on many things, and its high time to catch up with everyone and everything that i've known and encountered before.

Variety is the spice of life in certain point of view, without it everything will not be as interesting and you would rather die then suffer the dullness of life. Even at 10pm night the city is still busy with people, if your over in New Zealand at 10pm the city is dead.... the 1st day which i still remember when i first landed on christchruch, we went down to a restaurant in the city called Joyfull, it doesnt sound "Joyfull" when i reach there. It seems so strange to me since i've grown up in a city that never maybe sleeps(hehehe, sometimes it does) at 7pm sharp we reach there and paying the Cab $25.50 for the ride to town i look around and there wasnt really anyone(literally there was "NO ONE") it was like an abandoned city.

Garden city of lights (Kuala lumpur) a place where you can sit in your car for an hour without moving in the traffic. The most complicated Roadsigns and ROADs you will ever encounter in your life, welcome to KL. i've drove down there and got lost a few times... not to mention i was just trying to get to the world 2nd tallest building, where you can spot it 100Km away! Never be indecisive when your driving, if you meant to turn left then turn left.... if your unsure, turning whatever way is the right way. Looking at the Map of Kuala lumpur is not a good idea, the reason are very simple this is because the roads are always changing........ the local authorities and private sectors are always modifying the roads, hence Maps are not 100% reliable.

Congrats to myself for getting a position as Business development executive with a company that most people never heard of. I thought i never get a job.......... paranoid aren't I !! im looking forward to learn and gain new working experiences and Retire by the age of 35.

A man with a dream will not be denied, we will need to start dreaming...... really know what do you want to acheive in life, materially, relationship, and career. We need a goal a Clear vision and a Strategy. Everything is possible, its only a question of strategy and constant motivation.

Oh well.... what the heck. Its time for me to Hit the road.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Osama & Bush

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still
alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line
of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and
her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to
the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's
MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Options

The following is a question given on a University of Washington chemistry
mid-term. The answer by one student was so unusual that the professor
shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is of course, why we
now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus question: Is hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of hell is changing in time. So, we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls
in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of
the volume in hell because Boyle's law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the volume of hell has
to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until
all hell breaks loose.

2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell
then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa during my freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in hell before I sleep with you", and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then No. 2 must be
true, and thus I am sure that hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over.

The corollary of this theory is that since hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why last night, Theresa kept shouting, "Oh my God!
Oh, my God!"

This student received the only "A".

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Effect of Thought on Circumstances

As a man thinketh: Chapter 2

A man tend the garden of this mind, weeding out all the wrong, useless, and impure thoughts , and clutivating toward perfection the flowers and fruits of right, useful, and pure thoughts. By persuing this process, a man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life. he also reveals , within himself , the laws of thought, and understands, with ever increasing accuracy , how the thought -forces and mind elements operate in the shaping of his character, circumstances, and destiny.

Every man is where he is by the law of his being ; the thoughts which he has built into his character have brought him there, and in the arrangement of hi life there is no elemen of chance, but all is the results of a law which cannot err. this is just as true to those who feel "out of harmony"with their surrounding as of those who are contented with them.

That circumstances grow out of thought every man knows who has for any length of time practiced self control and self purification , for he will have noticed that the alteration in his circumstances has been in exact ration with his altered mental condition. So true is this that when a man earnestly applies himself to remedy the defects in his character , and makes a swift and marked progress, he passes rapidly throught a succesion of vicissitudes.

The soul attracts that which it secretly harbors; that which it loves and also that which it fears; it reaches the height of its cherished aspirations; it falls to the level of its uncahstened desires; and circumstances are the means by which the soul receives its own.

Every thought -seed sown or allowed to fall into the mind , and to take root there produces its own, blossoming sooner or later into act and bearing its own fruitage of opportunity and circumstances.
(Good thoughts bear good fruits, bad thoughts bad fruit)

As a the reaper of his own harvest, man learns both by suffering and bliss.
The divinity that shapes our ends" is in ourselves; it is our very self.
Not what he wishes and prays for does a man get, but what he justly earns. His wishes and prayers are only gratified and answered when they harmonies with his thoughts and actions.

Men are anxious to improve their circumstances, but are unwilling to improve themselves; they therfore remain bound. The man whose sole object is to acquire wealth must be prepared to make great personal sacrifices before he can accomplish his object ; and how much more so he who would realize a strong and well poised life?

Here is a man who is wretchedly poor. He is extremely anxious that his surroundings and home comforts should be improved, yet all the time he shirks his work, and considers he is justified in trying to deceive his employer on the ground of the insufficiency of his wages. such a man does not understand the simples rudiments of those principles which are the basis of true prosperity, and is not only totally unfitted to rise out of wrecthedness by dwelling in , and acting out, indolent, deceptive and unmanly thoughts.

The case above are merely an illustrative of the truth that man is the Causer( though nearly always unconsciously) of his circumstances, and that , whilst aiming at a good end, he is continually frustrating its accomplishment by encouraging thoughts and desires which cannot possibly harmonize with that end.

Good thoughts and action can never produce bad results ; bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. This is but saying that nothing can come from corn but corn, nothing from nettles but nettles. Men understand this law in the natural world, and work with it; but few understand it in the mental and moral world (though its operation there is just as simple and undeviating), and they, therfore do not cooperate with it.

Suffering is always the effect of wrong thought in some direction. It is and indication that the individual is out of harmony with himself, with the law of his being.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

2006 and its here

Time flies and its 2006!!ALREADY!!and everyday i grow older! the older i grow the more commitments i have. it happens every year..... get used to it. Am i complaining too much? hahaha
Happy New Year everyone! its another new year that only happens once in your life time. 2006 doesnt come again, let 2005 be the past and bury deep in the sands of time. Look forward and not backwards, Good time comes and they go, just like everything/person in the world. Everything is impermenant,but we'll need to learn to let go without attachment nor thinking back and counterfactual think.