Thursday, May 24, 2007

Friendship konon..

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b****** who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath -- I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend".

10. True friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Now, do you have true friends, or better still, are you one?

Friday, May 11, 2007

Kena Suaned

I kena Suaned Left, right and Center.... paid 10bucks liao then go back there kena cheated another 10bucks. The Big SoHAI sign is right on my Forehead after that... KanNI NIa..... What the hell. Dont feel like talking about it right now.